styleswanky:

mom, dad, im gay. im very gay. haha tricked you i mean gay as in happy. pretty happy to have another mans dick in my ass

(via e-rocki)

tinychatter:

u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you

(via robotheaurt)

whatcoloristheworld:

good luck to everyone who has school soon but your sleeping schedule is wrecked beyond repair

(via dysfunctionalmoment)

I’m not saying we should have sex but we should.

(Source: conorsshittyblog-thingy, via dubainian)

,,

A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger.

some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via traffic-jam-session)

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